This shitter is all yours, I love how huge you are,
strong and robust among them all,
I will keep my ass clean when you return from the gym,
My love, pump your biceps and abs, you have edges to trim.
I will be here, cleaning my shitter,
and oiling it with fragrances for you to feel better.
This shitter is all yours, I love how huge you are,
strong and robust among them all,
All those guys have bikes and useless cars,
Only you have a tool which is useful by far, and tall.
I will keep my ass clean when you return from the gym,
My love, pump your biceps and abs, you have edges to trim.
I will be here, cleaning my shitter,
and oiling it with fragrances for you to feel better.


ABOUT THE POEM: "I will keep my ass clean" is a provocative and darkly satirical piece exploring themes of adoration, physical dominance, and sexual submission within a purely transactional context. The poem adopts the voice of a supplicant who finds value solely in the partner's physical strength and sexual prowess, explicitly contrasting this raw power with the uselessness of material symbols like "bikes and cars." The narrator's promise of meticulously clean submission highlights a calculated dedication to serving a specific, desired form of male superiority.




