ABOUT THE POEM: This is the howl of a man who once believed the screen could deliver everything: love, validation, sex, revolution. He logged on chasing the old promise—endless women, endless stories, endless possibility—and found only a mausoleum. The hero (some imagined perfect self) won’t commit to a single date. The heroine (every fantasy rolled into one) refuses to undress, even in private messages. Real whores exhausted him; digital ones finished the job. Then the machines took over completely. Articles written by algorithms, comments posted by algorithms, thirst traps looped from 2018. No human heat left, just cold circulation. AI didn’t kill the internet; it embalmed it, kept the corpse twitching so the ads could still harvest eyeballs. He arrived looking for connection and got trapped in an infinite mirror maze of pattern and noise. The anger isn’t his fault—it was injected, drip by drip, every time the feed lied to him. Now the bottle has shattered. What spills out is grief disguised as rage. Ronie Dinosaur is not the villain here. He is the evidence. The anger isn’t native; it was poured in, one poisoned drop at a time, until the bottle finally split and the last real scream leaked out into the void. He still hears her laughter in the static, clothes forever on. The screen stays lit, but nothing behind it breathes anymore.
My dear, my dear,
I have no writer to bleed the story onto paper,
no producer to throw money at the dream,
the hero ghosts me like a bad Tinder match,
and the heroine laughs, “I’m keeping all my clothes on tonight.”
I’m left here, a frustrated man with blue balls and black coffee,
already sick to death of whores who charge by the hour
and deliver by the minute.
Then AI whispers in my ear:
the internet is dead, darling.
All that’s left are echoes, ads, recycled thirst traps.
Bots comment on articles written by bots,
ghosts have logged off,
and I came online looking for fire
only to drown in randomness and pattern.
Ronie Dinosaur is not bad.
They just kept pouring anger into me
until the bottle finally split.